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  2. condescetier:

    hungrylikethewolfie:

    marielikestodraw:

    gaave:

    concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

    actualholidaybakery:

    ehretha:

    A tip from your favorite nurse

    (that’d be me)

    Always have eggs in your fridge

    You just never know when someone will split their head open

    Or cut their finger while cooking

    And so on

    See that membrane there?

    While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

    Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

    The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

    If you even need them that is

    Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

    You’re welcome.

    I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

    It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

    Whoah science.

    Neato.

    Supercool.

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    Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

    it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

    woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

    Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

    They cant fix the economy

    (via orgasmic-humor)

     
  3. maraglen:

    feistyfrank:

    davediddlystrider:

    This man is qualified to play as nightwing

    This man is qualified to fuck me

    I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

    (Source: saansastarks, via orgasmic-humor)

     
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  6. subjectnumber32:

    outerlabia:

    fpti:

    earlygr4ves:

    i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

    jesus christ

    they’re calling to mother for food

    F  E  E  D

    (via laughcentre)

     
  7. c-tea-rex:

    batman-mudafuka:

    Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever

    I can’t not reblog this

    (Source: omgbuglen, via memewhore)

     
  8. thebitterfrenchcanadian:

    don’t listen to them cody 

    (Source: memewhore, via laughcentre)

     
  9. amoyed:

    is this what heaven looks like

    (Source: sizvideos, via memewhore)

     
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