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  2. swanqueenidiot:

    Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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    And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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    I MEAN

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    IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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    ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

    (via orgasmic-humor)

     
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  5. yungterra:

    You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

    (via demonpox)

     
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  9. hylianpoppunk:

    ca-ca-canada:

    thatfunnyblog:

    cinematic masterpiece

    most of this scene was improv too

    Is that Coco from Zoey 101?

    (Source: cindehella, via orgasmic-humor)

     

  10. thinsquids:

    *loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

    *gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

    (Source: emilyologist, via fatitalianbroad)