is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.
Verily I say BEES
Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom
New Gif Survey!
37TH GIF is your life 2 years ago:
Yep.
29th is your life now:
Exactly!
35th is who you will be married to:
Which one??
9th is your reaction to how your relationship will end:
???
8th is your new husband:
NOOOOO
32nd is you on your wedding day:
GIVE ME ALL THE CUPCAKES - I’VE BEEN STARVING MYSELF
21st is your mother/father-in-law:
Either Miguel and Tulio are my in-laws, or my in-laws are both awesome
13th is you finding out you are pregnant:
OH GOD YES!!
11th is your husband’s reaction to the pregnancy:
Yes, honey, you did play an integral part in this…
46th is your first child:
Bitch ain’t got no manners
57th is the family pet:
Greeeaaaat
50th is your reaction to your kid leaving home:
Why would you ever want to leave me??
59th is your 25th wedding anniversary:
So we’re still married, that’s good
25th is your reaction to finding out you are going to be a grandparent:
Hahaha sassy grandma
Last gif is you on your death bed:
Stripping. Good.
Roommate
Alyssa: (looking at Avengers costume swap cartoon) At first I thought he was wearing Loki, not Loki’s skin.
Me: I wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday party.
Alyssa: Why are you planning your birthday party already?
Me: …
Alyssa: …
Me: That’s your question?
Alyssa, you silly betch!
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